Plundered Booty

Who are these mysterious people, shrouded in darkness? When shall these shade-dwellers see the light? Why hasn't an entry about our glorious family reunion yet materialized? How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? All this and more shall be revealed, my children. In the meantime, if you are not sufficiently intrigued, what say you to....

THIS!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If that didn't make you laugh in horror, or shudder with delight, then I have no further business with you. 

I was going to update tonight, but I have a bit of indigestion. Escorpión frito disagrees with me. And I only ate a leg. Others were scarfing down whole torsos.I know tacos are cheap. But scorpions are...free. And plentiful. And what else? Oh, the incarnation of evil. 

May Great Oden's Raven help us if the Scorpion Anti-Defamation League ever finds us.