Colombia

This is Colombia!

 No...this is Fort Lauderdale!

THIS is Colombia!

 This is the back of Crystal's head.

This is me bewailing how long it takes Colombian people to get ready for dinner. Three hours. Three. Hours.

This is a man holding something, smiling broadly.

That is a cat.

This is hot wine.

This is where the Governor lives. We can't go in there.

These have a story. 

 These dogs are cute.

 This hair is crazy.

 They see me rolling. They hate it. Patroling. And trying to catch me riding with my homegirls.

 This is Bethel and my these are my favorite Bethelites.

 This is a Bethel peacock.

 Entonces...puedes???

 These are attractive young ones in love.

This is not Colombia. This is Law St. Thees ees mee seester. What is she doing here? I love her.

Australia

G'day. I finally made it.

Meat pies!!!

Port Arthur

Malaysia

Layover from China to Australia. What am I doing here?

This couple adopted me. I asked them what I should do in a day and they said, "Come with us!" If they ever see this, get in touch. You two are the best.

THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA!

I'm not easily impressed by man-made things.

 This was impressive. 

 And deserving of a beer.