Tuesday, June 7, 2011

News Team...ASSEMBLE!

"You Are No Part of the World" 2011 Circuit Assembly, Tuxtla-Guttierez, Chiapas, Mexico
Above: Tiiiiiiit and his angels, Bronnie, Gloria, Helen, and Chelsea. It's a wonder I am vertical in this picture...I took a Dramamine motion sickness pill on the way over from Puerto. 12 hours later, we arrived in Tuxtla, but I was still riding the Dramamine sleep train. I collapsed in a (not even my own) hotel room and slept for a couple hours. I was awoken to attend the Pioneer Meeting, which I attended, and by attended I mean slept through, half-passed out in the back of the Kingdom Hall. Then I returned to the hotel room and slept for another 16 hours. Miraculously I managed to get up and go to the assembly the next day, I even got up on stage...and stayed awake. Also on the bus over, non-sedated passengers were puking like there was no tomorrow. In plastic bags, on themselves...it was a bit like the scene from The Sandlot when they boys mix chewing tobacco with carnival rides. Travelling is the best, isn't it?
Nathan and Kent setting the stage. Check out that sweet white couch.
It was a great assembly. Puerto Escondido represented - we had the Theocratic Ministry School and Bible Highlights, Vinny and Nathan had talks, Freddy, Tiit, John, Norma, and Eugene rocked their demonstrations. I didn't fully understand how much holy spirit could help you through something like a talk until this day. It helped that I had a lovely assistant that consented to practice with me about a dozen times. I had a rough time turning "Will All Jews Be Converted To Faith In Christ?" into a tidy five minute conversation, but by George, I think we got it!
There was an intense schedule in the entryway of the Assembly Hall. Fortunately, it had Jacinta Kearney down for giving the number two talk, so if I stuffed it up too bad, I could blame it on her.
 Jorge's first Circuit Assembly. 
Bronnie met Jorge in the territory over a year ago, then left back to New Zealand. He has been progressing steadily even since and has a voracious spiritual appetite. He is already saving money to be able to come to the District Convention in Queretaro, since he nows sees "the need to put the Kingdom first, and everything else after."

After the assembly, Bronnie and I committed to our Guatemala border run plan and took a bus up to San Cristobal to begin. It was there my digestive system began to rebel against me and inflict four days of hellish, hilarious fury on me. Also on Bronnie, by association. That poor girl had to see, hear and experience things no friend or human being should ever have to tolerate. But that's why we call her Bronwyn the Destroyer. (For the record, I am "The Machine". These names have their primary application on the volleyball court, but have a trickle-down effect to the rest of our lives.)

So with a weekend of spiritual food in our tummies (and raging parasitic desolation in mine), the Destroyer and the Machine were off to Central America!

P.S. I think I have a worm or some sort of alien growing out of my inner elbow. Am I making you want to come to Mexico? Mmmmm.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Guatemalamania

Just got back from a surprise border run to Guatemala. After the Circuit Assembly Bronnie and I decided we were too close to the southern border to turn back empty handed. I am now legally entitled to another 180 days in Mexico! Guatemala was fantastic. We got to swim in Lake Atitlan, lounge around Panajachel, and bicycle through Antigua. Our last night, we danced ourselves onto a bus that left Antigua at 5:00 am and arrived in Puerto Escondido the next day at 8:00 am. That's enough public transport to hold me over for a while. As I am still camera-less, I will get some pictures off Bronnie and cobble together a few tales to tell.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

I Am One With The Sky & The Sea

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April Fools

Doesn't this picture have a nice look to it? That's because while Gloria and I scampered off to have a swim, a small tsunami came in and swept all of our belongings out to sea. Dean, Kendall, and Tiit went into action mode to salvage our things, but I am now the proud owner of my three thousand seventeenth waterlogged camera. This picture was a 'test shot' to see if the camera was still working. It did. And then, it died. Rest in peace, little guy. 

Just posting a few pictures since I know I've been neglectful. Also, a few choice piece of information:
  • I am giving the #2 Talk on the Circuit Assembly in Tuxtla on May 28th! Bronnie is back, and she'll be my householder. I am so excited, it is such a privilege (and a shocker) that they are letting me up there. 
  • My Bible student Sasha has joined the Theocratic Ministry School and will be my householder on May 18th! Let the heavens rejoice! Let the earth joyful be!
  • My six-month visa is running out quickly. I'll need to do a border run (leave the country for a few days and get a new six-month visa) by July 5th. At the moment, Guatemala is winning as the country of refuge.
  • My parents are coming! My parents are coming! And my seester. And her Paul! I'm so excited. I'm actually dancing in my chair just thinking about it. I want airline confirmation codes, people.
  • I'm on track to stay until the District Convention at the end of August in Queretaro. After that, I may be ready for the next adventure. Mexico has been good to me.
  • My knee is a lot better. Except for the occasional spontaneous oozing of fluid. Heh heh heh. Went surfing for the first time since the accident last night, didn't catch anything but felt good to get smashed a few times. I'll always have a gnarly scar, but in the words of Kent, if I'm ever on a boring date, I can just say, "So, did I ever tell you about that time I was riding my motorcycle in Mexico and got attacked by a pack of vicious dogs?"
I hope that the scar ends up looking like something awesome, like a topographically accurate map of Australia, or Kevin Bacon's left-facing profile or something. Imagine the money I could make offering knee-viewings and pilgrimages. 
Watchtower Study at la Casa de Chelsea 
Riding horses on the beach with Shoogar Dates and her trusty steed.
The amigas on their other trusty steed of speed, the newly appointed "Federico". 

I'd love to stay and chat but I already took the morning off to mediate on the sheer bliss of laying in bed. Off to study with Getsemane and Janely! Alright, first off to make some healthy pancakes. May Jehovah continue to bless our united international brotherhood in this time of the end! Now....AND FOREVER!!!

::applause::